Merry Christmas to all!
1. Choose 1/ 2 / 3 of your OCs.
2. Your OC must ANSWER each question as truthfully as possible.
3. Journal title should be "OC's Interview". (NOPE!)
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you wish. (No thanks.)
5. Have fun!!! (With pleasure... )
1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
(Odessa) Greetings! I am Odessa! I... do not have a nickname...
*... hi. I'm Alicia... the rest of the world calls me Fauna.
(Kuchisake) (crosses her arms) Asuna. Many know me as Kuchisake-Onna
(Slit-Mouthed Woman), although others know me as just kuchisake
(Slit-Mouthed, or Slit-Mouth).
*Sometimes when Fauna is nervous/depressed/angered, she may
start her sentences in Spanish, if speaking English...
2. Interesting... what's your current age?
E-Eh?! What kind of a question is that?!
... I'm... 18.
(Odessa) (sighs) 21.
(Fauna) (giggles) See? You're not that
(Odessa) WHY, YOU...! (tackles Fauna)
3. Uh-huh. What's your favorite food?
(Odessa) (applies bandages to claw marks on her cheek) Um... naan, dried figs, and dried dates.
(Fauna) (lays back; applies an ice pack to her black eye) Fried rice, flan, and... PULPO
! (octopus) Yes, pulpo
! (licks her lips) I love it!
(Kuchisake) Almost any oriental noodle dish.
4. Interesting... what's your favorite drink?
(Odessa) Water. It's worth its weight in gold where I come from... and I found my own well!
(Fauna) Big deal. I like mint limeade.
(Kuchisake) Sake. (rice wine)5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Ooohhh no, don't you dare go there...
(Fauna) Ay... yo no tengo... nunca
... un novio
... (Oh... I never... had... a boyfriend)
(Kuchisake) (closes eyes, sheds tears, briefly thinks of Dreadnought)6. Aww! Have you kissed yet?
(Odessa) Oh, great... you might as well sprinkle some salt into my open wound while you're at it! I'm done
with love! FINISHED! SCREW IT ALL! (ragequits)
(Fauna) Ummmm... no boyfriend... no kiss... soooooo...
(Kuchisake) (still lost)
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
(Odessa) These questions are getting really
random, wouldn't you say? (sighs) Fine, FINE! (pauses, smiles) Terra Cotta, like my skin!
(Fauna) Blue... and green...
(Kuchisake) Black.8. Who's your favorite author?
(Odessa) I don't read much.
(Fauna) Suzanne Collins.
(Kuchisake) ...9. Now what's your biggest fear?
(Odessa) Now, why would I want to tell you that? You'll never know who's reading!
(Fauna) (swings legs, cries a little) Ay, no
... I'm always living with my worst fear... loss of my humanity...
(Kuchisake) (absent-mindedly traces her finger along the huge gashes on her face)10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?
(Odessa) (puts hands on shoulders) Okay, now that's
just mean. Anyway, yes, I have a younger sister (who's still slave to my ex).
(Fauna) (gasps) ¡¿Por qué te ríes?!
(Why do you laugh?!) No, no tengo hermanos...
(No, I have no siblings).
(Kuchisake) Yuki... imoto
... (little sister)
11. Almost done, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
(Odessa) Almost done? More like half-
done! This is question #11.
--- Fauna and Kuchisake shoot a glance at Odessa.---
(Odessa) What? I like to keep track...
(Fauna) Flora is my hero... I can't begin to explain my gratefulness...
(Kuchisake) Jo-Seph. (Joseph, a.k.a. Dreadnought)
(Odessa) Zeta and Gladys. They got me out of a tough spot... with my ex.
12. Okay, who's your worst enemy?
(Odessa) My ex.
(Fauna) People who don't care for the environment or their pets...
(Kuchisake) (sighs pitifully) Jo-Seph...
13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
(Odessa) I would strangle them until their heads
(Fauna) Flora would never join with them unless she had a perfectly good reason... one that would benefit herself and me...
Joseph is Joseph...
14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
(Odessa) I would first ask if I were dead.
(Kuchisake) I have betrayed the shinigami, Izanami-no-Mikoto. We'll fight.
15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
(Fauna) I want to defend the animals!
(Kuchisake) I am grown up.
16. What's your worst nightmare?
(Odessa) Being captured by my ex.
(Fauna) Becoming an... animal...
(Kuchisake) I live my nightmare every day. It's not like one gets pleasant looks with a face like this...
17.What's your life-long dream?
(Odessa) A search for treasure! But my sister comes first!
(Fauna) Protect animal rights! No matter what
(Kuchisake) To show I am no monster. And to have everyone smile... 18.What would you do if your life-long dream came true?
(Kuchisake) I would apologize to Joseph... and to Yuki... and to everyone else...
(Fauna) I would be sooooooo happy!
(Odessa) I'd spoil myself and my sister!
19. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?
(Odessa) On the road! No, not literally
! I mean... traveling. I'm a nomad.
(Fauna) In a meadow... I'd usually go for a city, but there are those who... have a thing
against furries. I-I'm no furry, but... no one seems to understand. No one knows what I've gone through... except for Flora.
(Kuchisake) At a café.
20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
(Odessa) Playing in the sand! And fighting! I love to get in fights!
(Fauna) Unarmed* protest...
(Kuchisake) I'm am an assassin. Lately, I've been playing the electric guitar...
*Fauna doesn't take her natural
weapons into consideration when she says "unarmed." She's a bioterrorist who will use force to get her way, and having access to a myriad of animal-like forms enables her to carry out her will.
(Odessa) Phew! Finally done with that horrible meme!
(Kuchisake) That was... most... unpleasant.
(Fauna) I never knew you had a thing
for Dreadnought... maybe I should go tell him...
NO YOU DAREN'T! (lifts Fauna off the ground by the scruff of her neck; bares her fangs)
(Fauna) (flinches) AAAAAAYYYY! NO ME MUERDA!
(DON'T BITE ME!)
Idiots. (creates wings from sand, flies away)
*Author's note: I may be doing this meme again... I love it!
I tag no one!